wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
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Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
the best “oh I wasn’t talking to you” in history
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
the best “oh I wasn’t talking to you” in history
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
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LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME
(Source: mattyaye, via curiousitykilledthekittykatt)
| PURPLE: | I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. |
| FUSCHIA: | I wish we were friends in real life. |
| RED: | I love you with a burning passion. |
| GREY: | I wish you would notice me. |
| PINK: | I think you should follow me. |
| INDIGO: | Roleplay with me please? |
| TEAL: | We have a lot in common. |
| BLUE: | You are my tumblr crush. |
| ORANGE: | I don’t like your blog. |
| YELLOW: | FUCK ME PLEASE. |
| WHITE: | MARRY ME PLEASE. |
| GREEN: | I think you’re cute. |
| BLACK: | I would date you. |
| BROWN: | I don’t like you. |
| RAINBOW: | Skype info? |